A Funny Thing Happened at the Dollar Store

I'm standing in line at the dollar store (A teacher's favorite hang-out mind you) when the following conversation transpires between the dollar store cashier and the woman checking out.

The woman checking out holds up some heinous Santa figurine. Anyway, she asks the cashier, "How much this be?"

"It's one dollar," says the cashier.

Then the woman holds up a bottle of hand soap.

"Well, how much this?"

"A dollar," replied the cashier.

"Am I in the dollar store or something?!", asks the woman checking out.

"Um, yes." says the cashier.

"Shit, I thought I was in the mother fucking Dolla General," says the woman.

Ok, it was funny when it happened.